“Wishing a very Happy World Laughter Day full of healthy laughs and hilarious jokes to make it a good day.” “No matter how many tensions surround us, we can always keep them at bay by sharing good laughs.” “On the occasion of World Laughter Day, I pray for many more laughs for you to make this life a better one for you.” With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh, I should die.” — Abraham Lincoln A day without laughter is a day wasted. — Charlie Chaplin The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter -Mark Twain “All you need is a carefree laugh if you want to stay healthy and happy. I’m sending you my best wishes on this World Laughter Day.” “Make it a fantastic World Laughter Day by making everyone around you laugh and live a joyful life.” “Laughter is the finest therapy for living a happy and healthy life. So laugh every day, and especially more on World Laughter Day.” “Wishing you a very Happy World Laughter Day filled with healthy laughter and amusing jokes to brighten your day.” “World Laughter Day serves as a reminder that we must never pass up an opportunity to laugh in order to add years to our life.” “Do not laugh only because it is World Laughter Day. Laugh because it’s just another day and you’re having a good time. “Laughter is the best medication that we must all consume every day in order to stay healthy. Happy International Day of Laughter.” “Just wanted to remind you to stand in front of the mirror and laugh because you make an awesome joke. Happy World Laughter Day. “I have not seen anyone dying of laughter, but I know millions who are dying because they are not laughing” –Madan Kataria “A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing” –Herman Melville “God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh” –Voltaire

What is the smartest insect? A spelling bee! How do you get a mouse to smile? “Say Cheese!” What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? “A Carrot!” What do bananas do when they get sunburn? “They peel.” Why do fishes swim in saltwater? “Because pepper makes them sneeze.” What goes up when the rain comes down? “Umbrella” Why are teddy bears never hungry? “Because they’re always stuffed” What never asks questions, but always asks a lot of answers? “The Telephone” What kind of music do mummies listen to? “Wrap music!” What do you get from a pampered cow? “A spoiled milk” Why did the mushroom go to the party? “Because he was a fungi!” Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. Did you hear about the dull pencil? “It was pointless!” What kind of beans don’t grow? “Jelly beans!